Last night, Donald Trump Jr. tweeted a picture of his daughter out trick-or-treating and how he was going to take her candy to teach her about socialism.
I'm going to take half of Chloe's candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It's never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
The responses were predictably hilarious.
You teach her about nepotism and fraud everyday. I guess it's good to teach socialism to mix it up. https://t.co/4sfaTueNc8
— John Legend (@johnlegend) October 31, 2017
i'm gonna take all her candy & give her back one piece then bomb a hospital in an oil-rich nation to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/2z4KiUeW1u
— lucy valentine (@LucyXIV) October 31, 2017
then make her work 60 hours a week for a bag of skittles meant to feed a family of four to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/VWymdZI6Mv
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) November 1, 2017
when you're multiple generations into being born on third base but thinking you all hit a triple https://t.co/fNQXvQRO42
— Lana Del Raytheon (@LanaDelRaytheon) November 1, 2017
Take all of it, give her back one piece, eat the rest take credit for getting it all yourself
Never too early to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/bbwZ76Fy8K
— Dan Arel 🏴 (@danarel) October 31, 2017
I'll take 1/2 my kids candy, store it in a Cyprus tax shelter, then declare bankruptcy to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/7OAOjFYjQx
— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) November 1, 2017
You literally took her door-to-door demanding free handouts. https://t.co/DGwsw2a7MB
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) October 31, 2017
To teach her about capitalism he'll sit at home, send her out to get candy, take 90% & call himself a candy provider pic.twitter.com/lenOGNLLv1
— Zeddy (@ZeddRebel) October 31, 2017
Or you could give 90% of her candy to the one richest kid in the neighborhood.
It's never too early to teach her about Republicanism. https://t.co/gARIEd0qfM
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
Just don't pump the candy full of lead and import it from China to teach her about crony capitalism https://t.co/3TWqHw0E8Y
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) October 31, 2017
giving away candy to some kid stuck at home would be a really kind thing to do. https://t.co/yYJxfjrkOc
— Sam Stein (@samstein) November 1, 2017
Why don't you take all of it and eat it in front of her. Then deny her health care and food and tell her to get a dammed job if she wants to eat, and teach her about Republican capitalism? https://t.co/mqYQn9k0lO
— Kelly Scaletta (@KellyScaletta) November 1, 2017
Maybe next time he should leave the politics at home and just enjoy Halloween.